[You Bring the Ass] We'll Do the Kicking

by Chris Henson

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Written for my band HENSON! as our anthem / theme song. It's silly, sure. But it's fun to play, man.


You bring the bag
We'll shake the chicken
You fly the flag
We’ll do the flicking

You find the frogs
We’ll do the gigging
You bring the body
We’ll do the digging


You bait the hook
We’ll do the fishing
You write the book
We'll get religion
You bring the ass
We'll do the kicking

You eat the treats
We’ll do the tricking

No need to panic
We'll leave you stricken

You find the nurse
We’ll keep a ticking
You wind the Timex
We’ll take the licking



You bring the beer
We’ll do the drinking
You hit the skunk
We’ll do the stinking

You stir the pot
We’ll make it thicken
Yell loud enough
We might do “A Quick’n"



released May 14, 2014
Written, performed and produced by Chris Henson



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